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The adventures of Chio The Pirate, and Theo The Theologian [Skydiving]

YARGH! After much drama, our trip to Japan, and not enough sharky farts, I thought it’d be fun to throw me first mate Theo out of a plane.

We took me boat into shore to find a plane to plunge from. After a long ride on me Motorcycle..

…we got to the airport.
Here’s me all suited up in fruity fruit orange.

Theo whined about having to wear purple, so I gave up me orange suit… I should’ve stabbed that cooky fucker with me sword.
After gettin’ into me new jumpsuit, Theo, and I got aboard in the flyin’ boat, and took off.

After climbin’ for a bit, and Theo losin’ his clammy clam lunch overboard, we were ready to jump…

Aside from Theo wettin’ himself, it be a good jumpy jump.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

YARGH!

It be comin’ indeed…

AHOY! me bliggly blogs!

YARGH! The Further Adventures of Chio The Pirate, and Theo The Theologian [Japan]

YARGH! Here be some pics from our trip. Enjoy…

I always wanted to pork me some Geisha’s so I grabbed me first mate Theo The Theologian, and set a course for me Jappy Pan.

We had no trouble findin’ me prized small feet, painted girls…
The girls couldn’t understand me pirate speak, but they understoood how to
wax me Moby boner. Like guppies to a worm, they gobbled me mast.

Theo’s religion says he can’t be havin’ dirty sex, so he went off to find God, and clear his mind of sinful thoughts.
All he found was this fruity fruit worshippin’ some really big stone guy.

Japan be a beautiful country, but work on the good ship Chio must continue, so we set sail for home….

We decided to stop over in Hawaii to stock up on me ale, and flubbery rubber Orca blubber.
I paid me a visit to the good ship Shoehorn while in Hawaii.
Shoehorn’s be an avid windsurfer, and convinced me to try it…

While I was tearin’ it up with shoehorn on our windy boards, Theo went to check out the local religious scene.
He met Fred on makilakkitaki. They exchanged emails, and plan on contactin’ each other later for a sabatical.

With me the good ship restocked, and a hunkering for some home cooked squigly squids…
we said Ahoy! to Shoehorn, got back in me boat, and sailed for home.

I be tired, I’ll post more picky pics later.

YARGH! The good ship Chio… It be coming….

AHOY! me Sharky farts!

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